Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I've been reading MckMama's blog for a while now, but have never sat down to write down my crazy happenings. No time like the present.

I did not pick out a paint color for the laundry room in the new house called "mustard gold" that I thought would look fabulous only to find out that it looks like the magic yellow school bus. Nope. Not me.

I did not pick Hayden up from daycare today thinking he would be coming back right after his doctor's appointment and not get any diapers, wipes, food, etc. That would be crazy because he did not have to go to work with me while we waited five hours for his lab slip and I did not have to borrow diapers from my boss. He did not take a massive poop and lead me to use paper towels to clean it up. I am much more prepared than that.

I did not see a grown man fully exposed peeing in the parking lot at the doctor's office today. Why would a grown man be peeing in the parking lot? Gross.

I did not watch Hayden pee not once, but twice on the bath mat while standing at the tub waiting for me to put him in. I did not laugh hysterically because his expression was so darn cute. Nope, not me.

And that is just to name a few.